Vancouver’s favourite storytelling night returns on Thursday, March 29th, with an evening of stories about border crossing. With our upcoming Issue 9 themed around geographic borders and identity boundaries, well, we’re pretty excited to hear what they have to say.

Rain City Chronicles has been enthralling audiences since December 1st, 2009, when their first show was staged at Little Mountain Gallery. Featuring speakers from all walks of life sharing five-minute stories loosely organized around the theme and punctuated by musical performances, the nights are entertaining for their unpredictability, honesty and intimacy. Rain City Chronicles is the creation of two ladies, Lizzy Karp and Karen Pinchin, who impressively orchestrate a flawless, uniquely entertaining event every two months, wrangling new storytellers and winning larger audiences each time.

This coming Thursday promises to be spectacular as usual, with musical performances from The Ruffled Feathers and Christopher Smith. Storytellers are yet to be announced, but the mystery is part of the fun. Bring your friends or come alone and make some new ones- but don’t miss it!

Rain City Chronicles: Crossing Borders
Thursday, March 29th, 2012
The Western Front (303 East 8 Avenue)
6:30 PM
Tickets

Everyone loves gingers! We love them so much we fear that they are going extinct, even though that is a baseless rumour. Fortunately, there are plenty of redheads in Vancouver, and they are all coming to Ginga Ninjas!!

Ginga Ninjas is first and foremost a celebration of  gingers, featuring the Greff Band, the Isotopes (with redheaded guests!), and the Dead Voices. It’s also a celebration of ninjas, who are also cool. Come for the music, stay for the ninja photobooth by Christine McAvoy and St Patrick’s Day shenanigans!

Details:

GINGA NINJAS
St Patrick’s Day!
17 March 2012
The Cobalt (917 Main)
Doors at 8PM, Show at 9PM
$8 at the door (gingers get in free!)

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What would make a person want to perform hip hop karaoke?

Fortune Sound Club’s monthly Hip-Hop Karaoke night sells itself as the best time you can have on a Monday night anywhere in Vancouver. DJ Flipout hosts with a mix of soccer-coach positivity and sharp banter, and DJ Seko plays booming instrumentals on a full sound system. The crowd is loud and focused on the performers, and enjoys dancing, waving hands in the air, and yelling. The stage has been blessed with “rappin’ ass rappers” (Flipout’s term for professional rappers) such as Jaykin, Kyprios, and the Rascalz paying tribute to the songs that inspired them to pick up the mic. But it’s equally welcoming to amateurs, shy girls who bust out eerily accurate Li’l Wayne or Nicki Minaj impressions or nerdy dudes transforming themselves into gangsta rap superstars.

Yet there’s still an intimidation factor. Unlike regular karaoke nights, Hip-Hop Karaoke has no tinned canny instrumentals. There’s no video screen showing incongruous men in suits running on a beach at sunset. Most importantly, there are no lyrics with a bouncing ball for performers to read. Performers need to memorize rap songs (which tend to have a lot of words, spoken fast) well enough to spit fire in front of hundreds of people. The crowd is patient with mistakes, but screwing up can still be pretty embarrassing. I asked four regular performers why they loved Hip-Hop Karaoke.

Diana Theodora Christou

SM: How did you first hear about hip hop karaoke?

DTC: I saw a poster on a telephone pole and felt like the sky opened up and my destiny was calling to me!

SM: What was your favorite song that you performed?

DTC: Das EFX – They want EFX. It’s a really fun and tricky song, and I love how they rap.

SM: What about by another performer?

DTC: That’s a hard question, there’s been so many. But there was an Asian girl doing (sings) Whatta Man Whatta Man whatta mighty mighty good man!

SM: How often do you practice a song before going on stage?

DTC: I usually listen to it every day for the two weeks before Hip-Hop Karaoke. I play it over and over again on the way to work.

SM: What do you love about performing here?

DTC: It’s a big release, and it makes me feel good about myself.

SM: Do you do any other live performing?

DTC: No, but even when I was four I loved to dance around and entertain my family. This is a great way to express that side of myself.

Lawrence Lua

SM: What was your favorite song that you performed?

LL: Breathe by Fabulous, because it’s the one I screwed up the least!

SM: How did you get into Hip-Hop Karaoke?

LL: I came here for a few shows and then started to rap. I love rap and I love performing, it’s fucking cool! Before doing it, I wondered how it would be, to go through the stage fright and the whole experience.

SM: How long do you practice for?

LL: A week or so. I usually cram the night before.

SM: What do you love about performing here?

LL: The people. The vibe.

Next Friday: Part 2, interviews with two more veterans and a preview of the Feb 13th show!
For more on Hip-Hop Karaoke, visit their Facebook Page.

Brennan KellyBrennan Kelly is an illustrator and animator. You can see his work on Tumblr here and here! A contributor to Issue 7/8, he has a lengthy list of favourite artists (and that’s just locally). Read on, then come to The Queer Cultural Awards and Show on November 3rd to see his work in Sad Mag.

Sad Mag: Where are you from?

Brennan Kelly: I’m from Calgary.

SM: How did you become an illustrator?

BK: I studied to become an illustrator in art school. In hindsight it seems odd that you can study in a field where you attempt to create images in exchange for money.

SM: What is your favourite piece of work that you have ever produced?

BK: Haven’t made it yet.

SM: What local artists do you admire?

BK: In no particular order: Mark DeLong, Kurtis Wilson, Teddy Stursberg, Alex Heilbron, Elise Beneteau, Simon Redekop, Benjamin Raymer, Andrea Wan, Chris Von Szombathy, Andrew Dadson, Jessica Delorme, Russell Leng, Aaron Moran, Matthew Brown, James Whitman and all the lovely folks at 221A. There’s lots of other great artists here, but I haven’t met them yet or seen their work. I like them too.

SM: What are you working on now?

BK: Getting a health care card. Getting a new day job. Looping animations. Teaching myself how to paint.

Sad Mag presents: The Queer Cul­tural Awards and Show

The Cobalt (917 Main St)

8:00PM-1:00AM

Advance tick­ets $6, at the door $8

Full details on Face­book.

This Wednesday, drop into the Cobalt for comedy, ladies and cheap drinks! Girls Girls Girls brings you its third ensemble show, this time featuring an all-comedy line-up including Sad favourites Morgan Brayton, Alicia Tobin, Lizzy Karp and Daniel Zomparelli. Sad Mag contributors Michelle Reid and Rebecca Slaven will also be doing something entertaining on stage (NO SPOILERS HERE).

If that’s not tempting enough, your $10 admission will all go toward the LACE Campaign‘s team in the Underwear Affair, to benefit BC Cancer Foundation. So you can feel great about spending your evening pointing and laughing while drinking beer! How often does that happen?

Girls Girls Girls: Comedy Edition

The Cobalt (917 Main St)

June 29th, 8:30-10:30

$10 at the door

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Photo by Grant Harder: Sad Mag #6

Sad Mag is proud to present “Documenting Your Life: A Photographer’s Notes From the Field.” This is the first in our upcoming series of affordable creative workshops for beginners, hobbyists, students and aspiring professionals.

Grant Harder is a Vancouver freelance photographer who has shot for Monocle, The Walrus, Vancouver Magazine and the Globe and Mail’s Report on Business—among many more. He will be teaching some of his tricks of the trade, including how to see and think like a photographer.

At the Waldorf
Saturday, July 9 from 12 – 3pm
The Waldorf
Class fee is $20 (includes a take-home booklet)

Click to learn more or to register.

As more and more ears hear that DOXA, Vancouver’s Documentary Film Festival, begins this Saturday, those infamous lists of must-sees become even more loaded with excited suggestions. To add to the frenzy that is a film festival, we have compiled another list of DOXA picks, just in case you wanted your list to become longer still. Click for full details, including times and locations.

The National Parks Project The epic beauty of Canada’s national parks is set ablaze by this celebratory film of Parks Canada’s centennial. Filmmakers are paired with a myriad of Canadian musicians from Broken Social Scene to Godspeed You! Black Emperor to The Besnard Lakes and sent to the diverse landscapes that are our national parks. Spanning the mountainous lines of British Columbia to the illuminated grounds of Saskatchewan, the beauty of Canada’s rugged terrain is sure to be made more majestic with echoing Canadian voices.

Allan King’s Early Works Allan King is a master Canadian documentary filmmaker and this unique glimpse into some of his earlier works is sure not only to please but also inspire. As King’s early documentary works dive into such Vancouver issues as logging, skid row and Coal Harbour, early traits of honesty, compassion, and ingenuity slip into each scene, marking the prolific filmmaker King would become.

Welcome to Pine Point Pine Point, a place frozen in time, is unearthed as part book, part film, and part photo album in DOXA’s Interactive Documentary Screening Room. If the price of admission (free!) doesn’t peak interest, then the bittersweet, Micheal Gondry-esque portrayal of a town and community nearly vanquished by time itself surely will.

Lesson Plan One of the most bizarre class experiments to ever take place, this film unravels as a class of 15-year-old students subdivide into informers and bodyguards, guerrilla fighters and power aggressors, and subversive rioters and staunch ideologists all from the simple slogan ‘Strength through Discipline’. As the experiment of group control spirals out of hand, powerful revelations about social control and group dynamics are recounted by the 50-year-old participants in this award-winning documentary.

Darwin Recounting tales from a true ghost town whose past is distant and future unclear, the lives of each individual is woven into a beautiful narrative of regret, hope and understanding. Set to an achingly beautiful score, the haunting images o f a town long gone are striking and startling and become sincere as this distinctive band of California ex-cons, pagans, and miners reflect on isolation, capitalism, and values that determined their alienation.

DOXA Doc­u­men­tary Film Festival

At the­atres around Vancouver

May 6– May 15, 2011

Full fes­ti­val details here.

Hot on the heels of our first comedy production, Sad Mag presents Sad Comedy Show 2, an evening of stand-up, improv and sketch comedy.

Featuring:

Charles Demers
Pump Trolley
Devon Lougheed
Jane Stanton
Simon King
Alicia Tobin
Emmett Hall

Hosted by Pat Kelly!

Stick around after the show for drinks and music.

The details:
Doors 8:00 PM, show starts at 9:00 PM
The Cobalt at 917 Main Street
$10 at the door, which includes a Sad Mag subscription!
(If you already have one, it will extend into the next year.)

All proceeds will go to fund the production and printing of Issue 7.

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What do you get when you throw three drummers and a bass player together? You get Malcolm & the Moonlight – a lovely throwback to swingy ’60s melodies with a touch of mischief. Oh, and this band only has one drummer.  Malcolm Holt and bandmates, Ryan Betts and Daniel Knowlton, share some sass with Sad Mag dishing on the band and Vancouver music. Be sure to check out their show and EP Release on Friday, March 4th at the Astoria.

Sad Mag: Who is in the band?

Malcolm Holt: Myself, Malcolm Holt. I strum the guitar, attempt to sing, but mostly just play the fool.

Then there’s the lovely Daniel Knowlton on bass. He’s pretty to look at, but as empty as an Oklahoma grain silo after a long summers drought. Just Kidding, He’s a swell fellow with a heart of gold but a temper that puts my drunk daddy to shame. Nah, Just kiddin’ again there, my Daddy’s a swell fella too, in fact he puts ol’ Dan Knowlton to shame.

The cymbals and skins are beaten like a ten dollar gigolo on Davie by the sharpest tool in our shed of rusty hoes. That’s Mr. Ryan Betts I speak of. He’s a real shiny diamond in a sea of clams.

Adam Veenendaal picks up six on the lead guitar. He’s the most neurotic axe slinger since my gran Pappy Schlomo. But that’s really saying something cause ol’ Schlomo Bernstein was one hell of a Jew. Adam’s probably one political argument away from giving up on society as a whole, retreating into a cave, and becoming a true guru of sound and silence.

SM: How did you all meet?

MH: At a Handy man’s retreat at Cultus Lake. Adam, Daniel, and I brought our tools. Ryan on the other hand, mislead by the retreat’s name, showed up with his “tool” in hand, looking to get serviced.

SM: What’s your favourite part of working together?

Ryan Betts: Malcolm has been one of my favourite drummers in Vancouver for the last few years. He pretty much sealed the deal at the Rickshaw last year during the Quadruple Dare release party when he knocked a beer can someone threw at him clean out of the air with a thrown drumstick … and didn’t miss a beat. So, it’s great to be backing him.

MH: Thanks Ry Ry.

SM: What sorts of things inspire your music?

MH: I’m really inspired by all walks of the musical life. I grew up on the Beatles, Everly Brothers, Michael Jackson, and all the Motown greats. I cant help but have that influence me when I sit down to write. Then there’s teenage Holt that peaks his wide eyes through. If you listen close enough you might hear a dose of Hot Water Music, The Specials, and Alkaline Trio.

SM: How do you find the music scene in Vancouver?

MH: Just step out your front door and follow your nose to the smelliest part of town.

Daniel Knowlton: OKCupid.com

SM: What’s with the name?

MH: Well, it seems like lead singers don’t ever really get enough credit or attention, putting my name in the title would surely change this unjust tradition.

SM: This is quite a departure from your former band Fake Shark Real Zombie, Malcolm. What gives?

MH: After a life time of banging hollow shells wrapped in skin at the back of a dark stage it made me want to grab a guitar and take centre stage. Playing drums did the same thing, too! Hey Oh.

Damaged Goods presents: Malcolm & the Moonlight Album Release Party
The Astoria
Fri­day, March 4th, 10:00 pm
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Photographs: Tina Krueger Kulic

Last time she checked, “you don’t need a dick to turn a mixer on.” The feisty Blondtron, a rapidly up-and-coming Vancouver DJ, joins a packed line-up of female DJs at Friday’s Utopia festival, a celebration of women in digital culture. Blondtron talks to Sad Mag about how she grew from an Ace of Base-loving wunderkind to a globetrotting DJ who shares stages with Peaches and Isis Salam—and how other women can follow suit.

Sad Mag: How did you get your start in music?

Blondtron: I think I’ve always been musical. I used to play accordion and fiddle in our family bluegrass band so it started early. I always loved all kinds of music. The first 5 tapes I owned were Ace of Base, Dance Mix ‘94, the Dangerous Minds soundtrack, Celine Dion and Bob Marley. My mom used to make mix cassettes for her boyfriends and friends so I’d make mixes for my friends. When I graduated high school I decided to go to sound and engineering school so I could learn how to produce my own music. Everything has just grown from a genuine interest in all sides of music.

SM: What got you involved in the Utopia Festival?

B: My friend Maren (DJ Betti Forde) invited me to be a part of it and needless to say, I was beyond thrilled. Maren has always been larger than life to me. She is a superwoman DJ, artist, activist party kid with a heart of gold who doesn’t take shit from anybody. She has always supported me in my music career and Utopia is just the opportunity of a lifetime! I have tried to get as involved as possible because we need events like this.

SM: Why is it important to support women in the music industry?

B: Women bring a completely different energy to music and the party scene. We need to support them to be sure of themselves and of their own power and talent. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been offered opportunities for a ‘girl DJ,’ often without even knowing what I play or what I’m capable of. If you’re only ever offered opportunities specific to being a woman you start to see yourself as just a ‘girl DJ’ for a ‘girl DJ night’. Last time I checked you don’t need a dick to turn a mixer on. Supporting women for their skills and not for being a woman is the only way we can start to make a change.

SM: What would you say are the primary challenges women face when trying to make it in music?

B: Confidence. I think we’ve just been programmed to think that boys are good at the technology stuff and bad at laundry. (Which is completely not the case. My boyfriend is fabulous at laundry). We need to inspire women to take the cables and connectors in their hands and feel confident in doing so.

SM: How can we support young female artists to take an interest in, and succeed in electronic music?

B: We need more programs in school that are technology-based. If we give everyone the skills at a young age it won’t seem so daunting later on. There are plenty of musical women, just not enough digital women and it’s something that is best understood when you grow with it.

SM: There are a lot of great female DJs playing at the evening showcase for the festival—are there any women in particular that you are excited about meeting or hearing from on Saturday?

B: So many! I’m a fan of every single artist on the roster. Isis Salam’s debut album is spectacular. I was really taken with Lynx, I’d never heard of her before the festival and when I bought her music to put in the artist compilation I mixed I was completely blown away by it. She’s crazy talented and has a great vibe. Of course I love peaches. She’s one of my idols. Sharing a stage with her is going to be so rad.

SM: I see you’ve lived in a few places around the world, and performed in a number of cities. Reflecting on Vancouver’s electronic music scene, how do you feel about your chances for success and growing your music career while based here?

B: Sadly, Vancouver is really behind in its electronic music scene. I’ve played all over the world and this city is one of the toughest. I blame a few things—the fact that radio in North America is all owned by the same corporation. It used to be illegal to own more than a few. And then we have the CRTC, which is the worst. Vancouver is hard with it’s licensing too. It discourages independent venues and makes it extremely difficult for the little guy. That being said, there are a lot of amazing people in the city that are slowly but surely building a more positive scene, Utopia and W2 being prime examples. You just have to know where to look and band together with everyone that inspires you.

Utopia Festival: Women’s Festival of Digital Culture
W2 Storyeum, 151 W. Cordova Street
Saturday, March 5
Workshops (women only) 10:00 am – 8:00 pm
Evening Program (everyone welcome) 8:00 pm – 10:00 pm
Evening Showcase, feat. Peaches, Isis Salam and Blondtron (everyone welcome) 10:00 pm – 4:00 am

Get tickets from eventbrite.

Photo: Karolina Turek.