Emmett Hall is something of a comedy overachiever. He is one half of heavy metal band Knights of the Night, performs with the Sunday Service and is featured on their monthly podcast (A Beautiful Podcast), and still finds time to hang out with Sad Mag when he’s not illustrating My Little Pony. You’ve probably seen him all over town, but tomorrow night you can see him on the magnificent Cobalt stage. Read on!

Jeff Lawrence: Tell me a bit about yourself and what you do when you’re not being funny. Or are you always funny?

Emmett Hall: I am a British Columbian by birth who’s been working in the animation industry for about 8 years. Currently storyboarding on My Little Pony. My face is crooked, so I am always funny.

JL: I heard you are in a band called “Knights of the Night” where you play metal dressed as actual knights. Discuss.

EH: Comedian Ken Lawson and I realized we had a mutual love for heavy metal. Ken’s an extremely accomplished guitar player and I can fake my way through the bass and sing. We figured we could convince people to watch us play metal so long as we mince about in a jocular fashion. It’s tricky because we want to stay true to the glory of the music itself, but never stop taking the piss out the bombastic chivalrous personae blasting it out.  Our armour consists of long -johns and altered dresses.

JL: What do you like about doing comedy?

EH: I like that I can invent contexts that are completely unacceptable and incoherent in any other form of expression.  Comedy is also a very entertaining way exercise/exorcise my personal confusion and ego.
And most importantly, in the end times…when there’s nothing left, there will still be something funny.

JL: What do you dislike about it?

EH: The lack of satisfaction in performing, I guess. When people laugh at something I do, then I settle on the objective that that was merely the intended response. Generally nothing more. When I bomb, the weight of the all the work and effort I put in topples down in the wake of humiliation I subjected myself to.
How dramatic! Nontended response [sic]!

JL: What kind of humour do you find the funniest?

EH: Mine. Done properly. So not by me.

JL: On a scale of 1-10, where do you place your feelings on Valentine’s Day and why?

EH: I’d give it a 2 because Valentine’s Day is so important.

Sad Mag Comedy Show: Valentine Edition

February 9th

The Cobalt (917 Main Street)

Doors at 8:00PM, Show at 9:00PM

$10 cover, includes a 1-year Sad Mag subscription and dance party admission

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Jeff Lawrence: What is this play about?

Dave Deveau: It’s about a man named Daniel who has two wives who don’t know anything about each other, and how he negotiates having two separate lives. Then inevitably, how things go wrong.

JL: What sort of themes are you dealing with in it?

DD: Trust. A lot of it is about trust. I think there also something in idea versus reality. We all have a certain idea of what the life we’re leading is, so then when something happens that totally fucks with that idea, and the reality sinks in, it can be quite devastating.

If you think your husband is your husband and you have this wonderful life together, finding out that he also has had a simultaneous wonderful life with someone else is a total sucker punch.

JL: What’s the motivation behind exploring that concept?

DD: When I was a kid, my dad used to travel a lot, and my mom and I had this joke that he could have a different family with a different set of kids and we would never know anything about it.

When I was going to UBC, I had a musical theatre songwriting assignment and I wrote a song in which a man has two wives who he’s singing to simultaneously. I decided that would become a show, it’s been about four years and it’s finally happening.

JL: And it’s a musical, right?

DD: It is a musical.

JL: Is this the first time you dabbled with that form?

DD: It is. In the class I was taking I had written for opera before, but I had never written song lyrics. After that assignment, once I decided to actually continue writing, I wrote a whole bunch of songs. Of course I have no musical ability so I would just record the tune—just me singing the tune—because I don’t have sheet music, I don’t play any instruments.

I hunted for a collaborator and finally found this amazing guy named James Coomber. We took a course together, a weekend workshop in songwriting, and I learned he had a lot of musical abilities. After our first meeting he brought in a stack of sheet music, which was the sheet music for all the weird little tunes I was singing. He transposed it.

JL: How did that translate to the songs, are they classic musical theatre numbers, or something else?

DD: In theory they have a bit of a grittier, almost a southern blu—I don’t want to say bluegrass because that might misrepresent it as being a bit more country than it is. But they don’t sound super campy—it’s not “A Chorus Line.”

I wish I knew more about musical theatre so I could say “It’s like ‘this’ show meets ‘this’ show!”

JL: Are the songs tongue-in-cheek then, or more serious?

DD: There’s probably a 50-50 split; there’s definitely a little tongue-in-cheek. I think the show has ended up being less comedic than I originally thought it might be. In previous drafts it was much more comedic and it just wasn’t working. It just felt really inconsequential, I guess. When we are in a world where there is so much consequence for what this dude is mustering up, it just didn’t sit right.

JL: So your portrayal of bigamy is more of a realistic one.

DD: Yeah, it gets kind of dramatic. But I think the joy of a musical is that you can let the singing be the dramatic part, rather than have people yelling and screaming. The lesson I learned is when someone becomes too emotional to talk, they yell, and when someone becomes to emotional to yell, they sing. And when someone becomes too emotional to sing, they dance. I think West Side Story is a really good example of that.


Homecoming King

Part of the Neanderthal Arts Festival

The Cultch (1895 Venables)

6 performances from July 21-31.

More info on Facebook.

With a dark hum, an anti-arts and anti-humanitarian cloud has seemingly materialized over Canada. The next four years may be bleak, but that won’t stop artists and sisters Kasey and Korey Moran from donating their art to help women in Africa.

Goat Money is an art auction held at the Baron Gallery in Gastown this Thursday, May 5th. “When my sister came to my birthday party this year, she brought along a jar with a label that said ‘Goat Money’ and had a hand-drawn picture of a goat,” Korey says.

“Her request was for friends to throw their pocket change into the jar as a way of raising enough money for her Biology instructor, Catherine Glass, to buy one goat for one woman in the small village of Olkoroi, Kenya.”

They made enough money—about $20—to purchase one goat for the Kenyan women, but weren’t ready to stop there. “With the help of friends, volunteers, donations, and the community, we would like to raise as much as possible for Catherine’s next trip to Kenya,” Moran says.

Show your support, pick up some great art, and help buy goats. Easy, right?

Goat Money: An Art Auction
Baron Gallery
Thursday, May 5th, 7:00 pm
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Painting: Korey Moran

As playwright Dave Deveau’s original work, My Funny Valentine, hits the PAL Theatre for an extended run, Sad Mag chats with Deveau, director Cameron Mackenzie and actor Kyle Cameron about the play revolving around the 2008 California shooting of Lawrence King, an eccentric and publicly gay teenager who was shot in the head by a classmate whom he had given a valentine to days before. My Funny Valentine is simultaneously intense and light-hearted, looking at the murder of the 15-year-old through seven extremely different characters with varying degrees of separation from King and his murderer, Brandon McInerney

Sad Mag: Dave, for those who aren’t familiar with the story of Lawrence King, why did you decide to write this play?

Dave Deveau: I had been sitting on a binder of research about this case since it happened. I never intended to write a play about it. There was a monologue contest I wanted to submit something to and I had nothing, so two days before the deadline I started writing this teacher character who had possibly taught this gay student who was dead. She was basically hosting a parent council night and wanted to create some sort of documentation about protecting students. It was really rough, and I handed it in to the contest, and it did not remotely win. It was me as a playwright, onstage, trying to have a conversation with an audience because I don’t understand [the murder] and I’m enraged by it, and I have a hard time imagining I am the only person who is this fucked up by it.

SM: Kyle, there are moments in between your embodiment of each of the characters in this story where you appear to be another person all together. You’re actually billed as “The Collector” in the program guide. Who was that?

DD: Ah, there is an 8th character in the play…

Kyle Cameron: The script that Dave wrote is just a collection of monologues. The character I am in between the other characters is not in the script. It was a struggle to find some sort of through-line or framework that you could present these monologues within on stage.
One day in rehearsal we were talking about it and I brought it back to the idea of what the play was before, which was that the central characters is Dave Deveau standing on stage as Dave Deveau saying, “What the fuck happened here, I’m obsessed with this, is there any way I can make sense of this at all?” I’m not playing Dave anymore, I’m kind of playing Kyle on some level.

Cameron Mackenzie: It does become a person, an individual, who is obsessed with something, who has amassed this information, this stuff – so the shrine that is featured in the middle of the stage throught the play became more of a working instrument, rather than an obsolete thing that is put together and that you step back and worship.

SM: Being so emotionally attached to the subject matter of this play, were there any characters that posed a challenge when trying to connect to them or have the audience connect to them?

CM: I had a really hard time with Roger, [a teacher at King’s school who is slightly apathetic toward the murder]. That idea of decorum, the idea of, “Oh, if you just weren’t so gay you’d have been fine,” really grates on me. I realized I had to step back from that a little bit and let my collaborators Kyle and Dave step in. Kyle understands that side of the argument whereas I sort of rail against it.

KC: It doesn’t hit a chord with me the way it does with you.

CM: Once you step back and the character has been built a little bit and the voice starts coming from the actor, the director brain kicks in and I can tweak some things here and there.

SM: It was evident that you wanted to show all the sides of this story and not just portray Lawrence as a martyr. Why was it important to you to show that he did have flaws?

DD: Because we all walk into the show – I don’t think you’re going to find anyone in any audience who’s going to be thinking, “A kid is dead? I don’t give a shit.” It’s going to be sad whether you know the details of the case or not. Nobody’s coming in from the perspective that children deserve to be murdered. So we have that.

So why am I demanding someone’s attention for 80 minutes If I’m not giving them anything new that’s not going to challenge their own politics? Larry wasn’t a martyr. I think what makes him interesting is that he’s deeply flawed like everyone else. It’s the difference between a feel-good piece and journalism. You actually dig in to what’s going on—and I mean, there are a lot of details that came up in the earlier production that aren’t in the production anymore. The nitty-gritty. Like the fact that Larry was living in a group home because he’d accused his father of sexually molesting him. At the time of his murder, he was living in a group home. We don’t go there.

Nobody spoke at this funeral apart from a priest that hardly met him. Totally fucked-up to me. And there are more fucked-up things around the case, but I can only take an audience on so much of a fucked-up ride until they’re like,nope, I’m done, my brain and my heart are full and I just can’t.

SM: Has anything struck you in terms of feedback from the audience?

DD: No, not really. But what I love is that, especially opening night, everyone wants to come up and talk about the show and tell me their favourite character. I heard every character’s name multiple time and I was like “fuck yes.” That, to me, feels like part of my job has succeeded.

CM: And also the exact opposite, people who find the difficult characters, people that are who really couldn’t get behind that one character, that’s really interesting to me even more so than them having one that they do like.

SM: Now with Brandon McInerney’s trial date set, what do you think the legacy of this case could be? Or will this just go down in history as another shooting?

CM: I think it’ll just go down as just another shooting, to be quite honest. The fact that we don’t hear in the media that the trial date has been set. We had to hunt to find the trial date being set.

DD: I think there’s so much discussion about the difficult relationship between the idea of a child and the idea of an adult and where one kicks in and where the other takes over. I think there’s going to be a lot of interesting discussion that’s possibly precedent setting.

The fact that there is now hate crime legislation in the U.S. was just passed in 2009 and has added charges to Brandon’s case retroactively is going to be the first really headline-grabbing hate crime case to be tried post-Matthew Shepherd act.

KC: I don’t have a whole lot to say since I’m certainly the most removed from the case—I’ve done the least research and I know the least—which is somewhat ironic since I’m the one who’s talking about it onstage.

SM: Which almost makes sense, since some of the characters are so peripheral and are almost blasé (like Roger) about the murder.

KC: I think what can be difficult about it is what Helen [King’s compassionate teacher and the only recurring character in the play] struggles with: once we get the hate crime legislation then it’s like, “Great, this has happened. My little student is still dead.” It’s that weird thing of being an activist. People are spurred to activism often through some sort of terrible act, and they work tirelessly to get something to change, but on some level they may never be satisfied because that thing that spurred them will not change. They can look around like Helen does and see in the face of the students that something in the universe has changed, and that can be some comfort, but that thing that happened in the first place will never be undone.

My Funny Valentine runs every night at the PAL theatre on Georgia and Cardero until April 30 at 8pm, with an additional matinee showing April 30 at 2 pm. Tickets available here.

Update [September 20, 2010]:
“Dr. Horrible…” wins the National Pick of the Fringe and will be shown twice more!
Waterfront Theatre
Thursday Sept 23, 7:15 pm
Sunday Sept 26, 10:00 pm

Not being a theatre connoisseur, the first thing I judged about “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog,” created by Joss Whedon of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” was the rowdy audience. I could imagine each theatre-goer brushing up on their Whedon, perhaps watching the Buffy musical, before excitedly making their way to the Firehall Arts Centre.

Relephant Theatre poured the satire on before the play even began, first performing a number about a cell phone game (the moral: please turn off your phones, audience). Another pre-play skit poked fun at racial stereotypes in verses about the lone Asian cast member going backstage to do math and play the violin.

And then, the play began. The tragicomedy was as absurd as a valley girl fighting vampires. Whedon’s voice, rife with irony and self-awareness (epitomized by Dr. Horrible’s classic line, “Wow, sarcasm – that’s original”) is undeniable throughout.

Dr. Horrible is a nerdy misfit who also happens to be a maniacal genius that cannot seem to reach his ultimate goal of induction into the “Evil League of Evil.” But as the action unfolds, he falls in love with Penny, an innocent philanthropist. Both roles are emphatically portrayed by Jon Lachlan Stewart and Christina Hardie, respectively. Their fervour is balanced by a third character – the cool, calm and self-involved Captain Hammer (played by Shane Snow) who wants Penny, and the glory, for himself.

All three actors knew how to deliver lines with perfect comedic timing, making the original dialogue sparkle. I walked away from “Dr. Horrible…” with the same feeling I had after watching “Buffy: The Musical” – let’s see it again. Right now.

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog
Part of the Vancouver International Fringe Festival
Firehall Arts Centre
Remaining Performances:
Friday Sept 17, 7:00 pm

Friday Sept 17, 9:00 pm

Saturday Sept 18, 2:00 pm

Saturday Sept 18, 9:00 pm

Sunday Sept 19, 9:00 pm


It may look like a reality show and talk like a reality show, but “The Real World” it ain’t.

Familiar conflicts and entertaining dialogue make the documentary “Queer Prom,” screened Monday at Tinseltown as part of the Vancouver Queer Film Festival, feel honest without indulging too heavily in saccharine feel-good moments or worse, slow-motion montages.

Directed by Nicky Forsman, who also directs the OUTTV series “Don’t Quit Your Gay Job,” the documentary follows a group of LGBT youth at the Qmunity GAB Youth Centre as they attempt to organize the annual Queer Prom: a homophobia-free event for queer 13-to-25-year-olds who may have graduated or are still in high school or college. Ultimately the event is a success, though the group doesn’t make it through unscathed.

TV Producers take note: Queer Prom is what happens when you put quip-heavy personalities in a meeting room deemed a furnace and tell them to plan a large-scale event. It’s also one of the profound secrets of people-based documentary filmmaking: when shit gets hot, the raised crankiness levels contribute to some really good dialogue.

“Nobody cares about fucking mocktails,” uttered by decorating committee member Taylor after an argument with GAB staff over the placement of Prom mocktail selection on that meeting’s agenda, was a laugh-winner, “It’s one of the top 4 or 5 best things ever. It’s pretty much better than the renaissance,” also care of Taylor, was another.

The list goes on, and it was a nice surprise Forsman avoided focusing on the teenage cultural obsession of drama, or should we say, da-rah-mahhhh, in favour of showing how humourously and amicably a group of youth interested in making a difference can work through problems without killing each other – though, threats are made. Friendships are tested during the film but are always resilient; every combatant inevitably reconciles over a fist bump with the other, in stark contrast to other documentary-style productions in North America that thrive on unresolved conflict (hello again, MTV).

Queer Prom reveals that the queer youth in Vancouver are, in a word, amazing, and can take care of each other in ways given families simply can’t, or worse, won’t.

To describe the documentary in one word would be the same way a GAB staff member describes Queer Prom, the event, at the end of the film: important.

Jeff Lawrence is a contributor to Sad Mag and V-Rag magazines.