Music Waste was born in 1994, the same year as Justin Bieber, and it’s fair to think of it as a universal-balancing restoring festival. Fans and novices of the local scene alike get to dine at an all-u-can-eat buffet of bands, comedians and artists for the insanely low price of a $15 five-day festival pass. Bringing together newcomers and established local favourites, you’re sure to love someone you’ve never heard before who you’ll be scouting out at next year’s festival. Five days and dozens of acts can be overwhelming to even the veteran festival attendee. Relax; we’ve got some excellent choices all lined up for you if you’re not sure what to order off the Music Waste menu. All details in full can be found on the 2011 schedule.

Music

Jody Glenham. I’d heard Jody Glenham before, but when I saw her live at the last Rain City Chronicles my crush was cemented. She’s been winning hearts and accolades since 2006, so if you haven’t fallen in love yet, make sure to catch her all-ages show at Lana Lous. (Saturday, June 4)

Apollo Ghosts. Everyone I ask tells me this is the unmissable act. So don’t miss it. (Friday, June 3)

Teen Daze. There must be something in the water in Abbotsford, producing Music Waste darlings Teen Daze and Oh No! Yoko. Beach-y dance-y chill music. (Thursday, June 2)

Humans. The beauty of Music Waste is you can catch Humans and then rush to Apollo Ghosts an hour later. Now would be a good time to remind you that only losers bike drunk. (Friday, June 3)

Comedy