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The 2011 Canadian Federal Election Leaders Debate was by no means scintillating television. Jack Layton sprayed zingers, Michael Ignatieff made strained attempts at showing off his erudition, and Stephen Harper, for some reason I couldn’t figure out, adopted the manner of a particularly patient kindergarten teacher, speaking very slowly and avoiding any words that were liable to trouble an undecided Canadian voter, such as “climate change,” “Coast Guard closures,” or “oil spill.” He sopped up the other leaders’ barbs with a wide and creepy smile. I remember thinking it was impossible he had so little to say about, well, anything. You shouldn’t be able to win a debate while revealing nothing of your character, personality, or even basic opinions, right? Harper went on to win his first majority Government, of course. And everything in Canada has been fantastic ever since.

The uproarious recent comedy Proud, written by Michael Healey and playing at Strathcona’s Firehall Arts Centre until April 25, reimagines the Prime Minister who (as a particularly inspired piece of invective has it) seems like “a bag of mashed potatoes in a suit.” Set in an even more dystopic Canada than the one we currently inhabit, the Conservatives extend their landslide to Quebec, winning ridings with placeholder candidates who entered the race thinking they had no chance of winning. The play opens with the Prime Minister of Canada (Andrew Wheeler) directly addressing the audience while congratulating all his rookie MPs and lecturing them about discipline, just so the audience could discover for themselves what it feels like to be condescended to by Harper in person. After the opening monologue, the PM sits with his aide (Craig Erickson, amusing in twinkling sycophancy) and plans out Parliament seating arrangements—namely, how to get Conservative MPs who had wronged him in the past out of his line of eyesight. Into this den of propriety walks Jisabella Lyth (Emmelia Gordon), a newly minted young Quebec MP, wondering whether anyone could lend her a condom so that she can get it on with Evan Solomon (not a cameo performance, sadly). In the character of Lyth, Proud locates the perfect foil for our Prime Minister: a normal human woman.

Lyth becomes the PM’s ally, sometimes adversary, and sharp debating partner. She is a single mother and bar manager with no personal or emotional connection to politics. As she takes part in the PM’s scheme to distract the public from his true goals by tabling a no-hope anti-abortion bill (she is pro-choice and mentions how misleading the term “pro-life” is), she realizes that politics can be great fun if you are willing to abandon any real conviction. Healey’s script is wise and cynical about how people form their beliefs, positing that citizens just want to rant about what they oppose and find parties that hate the same things they do. The dialogue is consistently hilarious (characters tell each other to “pretend sex is like the United Nations: meaningless”), knowing, and chock full of quality CanCon jokes. I loved Lyth’s natural way with profanity, telling the Prime Minister “I’m gonna be fucked for names for a while,” though the script may over-rely on Stephen Harper dropping F-bombs.

Proud couldn’t work without fully committed lead performances, and both are fantastic. Emmelia Gordon is a force of fucking nature (I think that’s what her character would say), getting maximum laughs from each line reading. She has excellent timing with the difficult dialogue and her glee in achieving power is infectious. Andrew Wheeler’s Harper impression is uncanny, but the much more challenging task he accomplishes is to humanize the Prime Minister. He moves past the officious automaton of the opening scenes and reveals a man whose biggest problem is that he can’t let the public see his large vision for Canada. He is caring, pragmatic, and (horribly, horribly) sexy. I will never see Stephen Harper’s cardigan in the same way after having seen it ripped off in passion, no matter how much I may want to.

The play’s tone shifts between battle of ideas and sex farce, sometimes unsuccessfully, and I found the ending, which gestures at the next generation of Canadian politicians, to be incoherent. The script’s highlight is a bravura monologue in which the PM lists all the many things he only pretends to care about (Israel, the long gun registry, arts funding), naming and slaying every sacred cow of Canadian outrage from either side of the House of Commons. The PM only pursues these side issues so that he can give Canada “an appropriately-sized government,” an ideally mundane dream. Proud‘s conspiracy theory is that the people who are in power are secretly plotting to make the country much better, that when you get to know the man behind the curtain, he’s actually really swell.

It’s very comforting to think that our rulers only want what’s best for us, but (in my opinion and experience) it’s not true. So if you only leave your house once this year, for God and country’s sake, please use that trip to vote in 2015’s Federal Election (in October, unless chicanery occurs). But if you do happen to venture out more than once, go see Proud. You’ll have a fun time.

 

Proud will be playing at the Firehall Arts Centre April 7 – 25, 2015.
Info and tickets found here.

apres moi & the list“We’re all boxed in inside our cubicles, glued to our technology,” says Diane Brown, director of Ruby Slippers Theatre, when I ask her what the inspiration was behind this week’s double bill. Après Moi and The List are two translated Quebecois plays running from January 28th to February 1st at Studio 16. In addition to their francophone origins, the plays share a common theme: human isolation.

“People are not getting the human connection they need as social beings,” Brown explains, “We don’t know how—or we don’t have the courage—to reach out and build those connections.” Apparently, she’s not the only one who feels this way. In a Vancouver Foundation survey conducted in 2012, one in four residents of Metro Vancouver reported feeling alone more often than they would like and one in three reported that they found it difficult to make new friends. This trend toward increasing isolation and disconnection may be linked to poorer health, decreased trust and hardened attitudes toward others in the community. The Foundation poetically calls this effect a “corrosion of caring.”

Theatre, Brown hopes, can be part of the solution to our “corroding” community. Unlike TV or online entertainment, attending a theatre performance is interactive, “a conversation.” Viewers don’t just plug into a screen, they experience the action in an engaging way. A play doesn’t just give viewers a way to pass the time; it “gives [them] something to talk about in the car ride home.”

My commute home from Studio 16 is testament that Brown has achieved her goal.

Both Après Moi and The List are thought provoking pieces. Written by Christian Begin and directed by Brown herself, Après Moi is a collection of repeated moments—the joining of five disconnected but parallel lives under one shabby motel roof off Route 117. Story lines overlap and interweave, resulting in a profoundly human examination of love, lust and letting go. Snippets of TV commercials and splashes of clever irony are integrated into the action, adding humour to an otherwise dark story.

The List, written by Jennifer Tremblay and directed by Jack Paterson, is a 50 minute solo piece starring France Perras. A stunning examination of obsession and guilt, love and family, friendship and sacrifice, The List is the story of an isolated and anxious woman who believes she has murdered her only friend. Evocative set design and dramatic lighting compliment a powerful performance by Perras, drawing the audience into her character’s desolate life in small town Quebec.

Poetically scripted and compellingly executed, Après Moi and The List will give you something to think—and hopefully talk—about.

Studio 16
1555 West 7th Avenue
Show @ 8PM
Tickets: $18.50(student/senior) / $23 (general admission)
Purchase tickets

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Libby OslerVancouver audiences will experience Hamlet in a new way when the play opens October 30th at The Shop theatre. Libby Osler—a Bowen Island-born, New York-trained actor—will play a young, female Hamlet in a production where four major male characters have been rewritten as women. “We weren’t trying to force any gender switches,” Kailey Spear, one of the play’s directors, told me. “Hamlet’s struggles are not gender-specific, so she works well as a male or female character, whereas Ophelia is judged in terms of her beauty and her virtue, which is a very female experience.”

I went to the theatre to observe the rehearsal of a heated scene between Hamlet and her lover, Ophelia. The Shop is a warehouse-style space that was once used as a prop workshop for the Vancouver Playhouse Theatre and has since been outfitted with plush, red velvet seats. Sam Spear—Kailey’s identical twin sister and the play’s co-director—stretched across two rows of seats, watching the scene unfold.

“I did love you once,” Hamlet said, her expression tormented, her hands evading Ophelia’s grasping ones. “Indeed, you made me believe so,” Ophelia replied, hopeful. Hamlet pulled her close and kissed her, then pushed her away. By scene’s end she’d left Ophelia alone on the stage, rejected and woeful. Their storm of emotions reminded me of my worst breakup, my simultaneous desire to flee and to inflict pain, to receive and reject love.

“The themes that come through in Hamlet are ones people can still connect to; the characters and their motivations are recognizable,” Sam told me. The Spears have edited Shakespeare’s script for length and changed pronouns to reflect characters’ gender switches, but otherwise kept Shakespeare’s script intact. Though audiences may not recognize some of the play’s language, its visual elements—the setting and costumes—will be familiar. This production is set in what Sam calls a fictitious “today-esque” world, where the media follows the Danish royal characters as though they’re Hollywood celebs. The scene between Hamlet and Ophelia unfolds in a nightclub setting, and tabloid covers featuring the play’s characters will be projected on screens to contextualize events.

In the play, Hamlet returns to Denmark from university after her father, the King of Denmark, dies. Once home, she finds that her mother has remarried—to her uncle, who her father’s ghost reveals as his murderer. Hamlet must then avenge her father’s death while navigating an intricate web of relationships. In traditional productions, where Hamlet is male, social disapproval of the character’s relationship with Ophelia is rooted in class tensions; in this one, the lovers’ sexuality is the source of controversy.

After rehearsal, I spoke with Osler, who sees similarities between our world and that of the play. “The marriage [between Hamlet’s uncle and mother] is used to distract Denmark’s citizens from their country’s political stability,” she said, and noted that celebrity news is an equivalent distraction in our world today. “We’re inundated with it.” Osler described her character as distrustful of appearances; “She’s always after our obsession with the superficial. Hamlet is saying to people”—here, she tapped the table for emphasis—“look a little closer.”

In the future, the Spear sisters plan to create a film version of Hamlet, with an actor like Osler as the lead. “Hamlet’s a great role,” Sam told me, “she’s a complex and dynamic character. Unlike token strong female characters in mainstream film and television, who are so strong and flawless that they never fail, Hamlet is very flawed, but trying to use her strength to fight through her faults. We want to give audiences an opportunity to see a female actor play that kind of character.”

Hamlet
Directors: Kailey and Sam Spear

Opens October 30th at The Shop theatre (125 East 2nd Ave) and runs until November 9th. Preview October 29th

Tickets available from Brown Paper Tickets. More info available on Facebook

– Story by Kyla Jamieson. Look out for Kyla’s profile of Libby Osler in Sad Mag’s forthcoming Movement issue, on stands March 2015.

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Religion, jokes, friendship—My Rabbi is a strangely perfect blend.

My Rabbi begins with its two main characters, the young rabbi Jacob (Joel Bernbaum) and the recently turned devout Muslim Arya (Kayvon Kelly), each praying on their own. The solemn dignity of the prayers filled the Firehall Arts Centre with a sense of awe, but as the two men moved closer together, the chants blended into a single, mildly painful cacophony. The play, which was also written by Kelly and Bernbaum, presents religious dogmas as dangerous ideologies that stop us from seeing the basic humanity of other tribes, though the script does try to depict the appeal of spiritual quests. My Rabbi is a thoughtful meditation on the meaning of culture, family, and most of all friendship, but at the same time is scabrously funny. In other words, I’ve never seen a play before that contains both the holy Jewish prayer of the Shema, and musings on how to calculate the exact calorie count of semen.

The main action of My Rabbi takes place in an anonymous Canadian bar, and flashes back and forth between the two men as close school-age friends, and as slightly older, less intimate, and more pious acquaintances years later. Kelly and Bernbaum’s timing and chemistry gives the early scenes a riotous energy—both characters are irreverent horndogs, bugging each other about who got laid, how it happened, and whether dry humping counts as sex. Their respective cultural heritages are merely grounds for mockery, directed both at each other and themselves. They exuberantly greet each other with “Mazel Tov, bitch!” and “Burka burka Mohammed jihad,” and they crack (hilarious!) jokes about taboo topics like money, terrorism, and the tensions of Jewish-Muslim relations.

This same tension tears the older Jacob and Arya apart, as Rabbi Jacob deals with attacks on his Toronto synagogue and Arya deals with the fallout of his conversion to Islam. Jacob’s discovery of religion is not as well-dramatized as Arya’s, which includes a lovely lyrical passage about his Hajj to Mecca. The religious versions of these men can no longer communicate through their old jokes, and the invisible wall between them is painful to watch. I wasn’t totally convinced by the play’s overly dramatic ending—the mundane and universal story of friends drifting apart worked quite well on its own. And it would be nice, just once, to see a show about Muslim characters that doesn’t end in violence. That said, the characters’ ability to overcome their ignorance is inspiring and cathartic.

Bernbaum and Kelly play a variety of characters successfully, including each other’s skeptical fathers and a Canadian interrogation agent. Bernbaum has a gangly stage presence and a deadpan wit, while Kelly is a magnetic performer, who can spout off about seemingly anything—I particularly enjoyed his rant about why he’d rather be called Persian than Iranian (“Iranian” is associated with airline attacks, but “‘Persian’ reminds people of nice things, like kitty cats and rugs!”). It might be a betrayal of my Jewish brethren to admit that the Muslim had the funniest lines. But no matter your background or religious beliefs, My Rabbi is a moving and provocative experience.

Junk! boasted a creative concept, but failed to deliver.
Junk! boasted a creative concept, but failed to deliver.

“One man’s junk is another man’s gold,” sing Andrew Cohen and Alex Nicoll, both vocalists in Paul Snider’s, Junk!, showing at the Vancouver Fringe Festival. Performed exclusively using instruments made of discarded objects, this 60 min musical tells the story of Melissa, a young girl who stumbles upon a junkyard and its ten oddball inhabitants. Together with the gang, Melissa begins a musical exploration of climate change and consumerist themes, all centred around the idea that “junk is in the eye of the beholder.”

Despite its creative approach, however, Junk! failed to provide the gold it promised…at least in this humble “beholder’s” opinion.

Of course, the instruments themselves were fascinating. Among the most notable were a saxophone made out of a rubber glove, a stand up bass built inside a wheelbarrow, and a Glockenspiel constructed using old PVC tubing. Both aesthetically and conceptually interesting, these dumpster creations grabbed my attention immediately. Although these instruments were functional, however, many could not be hooked up to amps, and so their musical contributions were barely audible. The resulting sound scape predominantly featured guitar, percussion and vocals, losing the truly unique sounds to the blare of these more familiar ones.

The score, an original composition by Snider himself, was equally disappointing. Both instrumentally and lyrically repetitive, the only thing about the music I liked was the old hubcaps and empty bottles it was played upon. Likewise, Snider’s messages about consumerist culture and global warming were generic, and failed to convince me to start cutting up my old shoes to make bongo drums.

To top it all off, Junk! had little or no plot to speak of. Instead, performers moved from one mediocre song to the next, seemingly without cause. The musical, much like the instruments themselves, appeared to be held together with little more than shoestrings and duct tape.

With multiple technical malfunctions and generally subpar acting, Junk! certainly lives up to its name. The medium, is, indeed, the message, and in this case, I’m afraid they’re both “junk”.

Christina Andreola is a managing producer at SHIFT Theatre Society, with past experience in stage management and directing.  After chronicling one too many appalling dates, she and director Deneh Cho’ Thompson decided to pen the script for The Dudes of My Life, a look at what it’s like to balance family expectations for a life partner with what’s actually available in the world of Tinder. 

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Mid-production, Andreola scams on ‘Frank’.

Sad Mag: You’re used to being behind the scenes as a producer, director and stage manager.  What’s it like being on stage now, and even more so, acting solo?

Christina Andreola: Being on this side is a little frightening. And it’s a lot of fun. At a certain point you just have to go. The metaphor I use is the train is leaving the station whether you’re on it or not so you just have to keep working. There was one day where I went through a year’s worth of theatre training in an hour. It was a lot of learning how to be on this side. It’s a lot harder than it looks, I should say.

SM: How did you and your director, Deneh, come to work together?

CA: One evening I went on a two in one (two dates in one evening). I came home from number two, which was a bit abysmal.  Deneh is one of my roommates, and I was telling him all about it, and he said, “If you ever want to do a show about your dudes, let me know.”

One year for Christmas I got a big Moleskine notebook and I thought it would be funny to start writing down all the guys I interacted with on dates. And the same thing happened in 2011, 2012, 2013… we started plotting that material onto a graph, and looking through the history was a little terrifying.

SM:Was there one particular experience that sparked the writing of this play?

CA: That was “Survivor Liar.” It was the second of the two-in-one dates, and we were out at the Storm Crow for three hours and it was awesome. But as it was closing, I got up to use the bathroom and he had texted me instead of his roommate. It said, “Hey buddy, tape Survivor for me. Date’s going ok, not sure if I want to keep talking to her though.” I looked at my phone and I was mortified. I told him he’d texted the wrong person, and he was embarrassed. But then it was another ten minutes before they brought the bill over. So it was awkward. Then when we were leaving I told him, “Don’t worry, you probably feel worse about it than I do. It was nice to meet you.”  He said, “Yeah, maybe I’ll see you again.” I turned around and called him a liar. So that’s “Survivor Liar.” It made for a great story to tell at parties, though.

SM:What role does your family play in the show?

CA: My mom is a big part of the show. She’s always been pro independence and telling me I can be whomever I want, and telling me not to settle for any guy. She’s always giving me advice and that advice turned into rules or guidelines, so she’s been the voice in my head. I have 14 family members, and we get together at all the big holidays. I’ve brought home a few people and it’s like the family gauntlet. So it’s one thing to have my mom’s set of rules, and to also know what I’m looking for in a guy, but then to balance all these other expectations gets pretty difficult.

SM: You reference the 90’s rom-com genre in the play. Do you feel a sense of loss connected to how dating’s changed since those days?

CA: It’s a very interesting world, dating online. I haven’t tried anything other than Tinder. It’s crazy to have to get to know a person by making a snap judgment based on their looks and a short write-up. Specifically on Tinder, which is just like hot or not. I’ve heard of Tinder parties where someone’s phone gets hooked up to the TV and then everyone swipes through the photos. I’ve had family Tinder experiences, where they’ve seen a profile I brought home and they all decided to swipe for him.

Tinder on Vancouver, Tinder on.
Tinder on Vancouver, Tinder on.

SM: What will you be working on next?

CA: We have a show coming up at The Shop in October for which I’ll be a managing producer, a role I’m much more comfortable in. It’s a spooky show, perfect for around Halloween time.

SM: How will your experience in the role of actor affect your perspective as a producer?

CA: It’s very eye opening. I’ve been put on a ban from doing any producing or going to meetings; I’m not allowed to do anything except learn my lines, learn my blocking, and act. The show is very prop heavy, too. Sometimes as a producer you can get caught up in deadlines and technical details, but on the artistic side sometimes you have to be open to working last minute on the script or making revisions right up until the end.

SM: What’s your favourite go-to drink for a first date?

CA: If I’m at the Narrows, Strongbow. Or a Michelada at Los Cuervos. Or whatever’s on tap at The Whip. I’ve got some regular places.

The Dudes of My Life is playing at The Shop Theatre August 19-23rd.

Every year a little festival comes to town. Though it’s not as big as some of the music festivals that draw crowds in the tens of thousands, it has a lot of heart. This year, the Queer Arts Festival (QAF) brings the same spirit to Vancouver as it has the years prior.

In it’s sixth year, QAF features a curated visual arts show, a community art show, and three weeks of performances and workshops from all artistic disciplines, including music, dance, theatre, literary, and media arts.

Scroll through the list below to see what you expect and what you need to attend. Click each image to find out more details about each event.


QAF 2014: Must-Sees

By Sad Magazine

What’s tickling your fancy? There so many events to see, we’ve narrowed it down to a few you have to catch over this three week festival. 

  • Ongoing – X

    By Sad Magazine

    With the tagline of "Ever seen a drunk puppet?" we are both intrigued and already chuckling at this one man show. 

  • July 25 – Colin Tilney Celebrates LXXX

    By Sad Magazine

    A keyboardist with chops beyond your wildest imagination, Colin Tilney, in partnership with the Vancouver Early Music Festival, will tickle the ivory and your ears with this performance.

  • July 23-August 9 – Queering the International

    By Sad Magazine

    An arts fest without a visual arts exhibit? Don’t be silly. This exhibit curated brings together works by queer artists who creatively expand possibilities of how to be Queer in the Large World. 

  • July 31 – Alien Sex: A Gala(xy) Fundraiser

    By Sad Magazine

    An innovative multi-generational and multi-genre collab between artists, this fundraiser for the festival is a must. Prizes for best dressed queer aliens are only PART of the incentive. 


 

Find the full schedule here.

You can also find out more about the festival and organizers, the Pride in Art Society, here.

The last time I checked Stephen Harper didn’t drink scotch. But then again, he also hasn’t been found cavorting with young, salacious, female MPs, and he most definitely did not win that many seats in Quebec during the previous Federal election.
Who's that PM?
Who’s that PM?

Michael Healey’s play Proud is a wild retelling of the 2011 federal election—very, very wild. While our stoic leader Stephen Harper is an all too familiar presence in Canadian’s lives (what has he gone and done now?), as leader of the ultra conservative Conservatives he isn’t normally surrounded by so much overt femininity. This femininity is found in the play’s conflict inducing, foul-mouthed, incendiary force Jisbella, single mother and highly-inexperienced Quebec MP—unless, of course you consider managing a St. Hubert to be the only credible experience necessary to sit in the House of Commons.

While our fictitious and facetious PM struggles in new territory, Michael Healy situates the audience in hilariously perfect Canadiana. The play opens to a dark stage, when the familiar opening notes of the CBC’s The National denote the start of the audience’s descent into political madness. Only there’s no Peter Mansbridge to comment on Harper’s precarious situation this time. All of the signifiers of Canadian politics can be found here, both for comedic effect as well as to remind the audience of the ever-present comedy—or perhaps horror—that our political system elicits, even without the ridiculous reimagining of the current distribution of seats in the House.

If his hairpiece doesn’t convince you, Andrew Wheeler’s impeccably robotic reimagining of Harper certainly will. The stiff arm movements and stilted legalese that characterize his speech are dead on, hardly needing to be exaggerated to be comical. What’s nice about Wheeler’s performance is that he doesn’t attempt to be some carbon copy of the PM, but rather the perfect caricature, at once ridiculously unlikeable for his ruthless politics, and surprisingly sympathetic in his pathetic attempts to play the average human.

The uproariously unstoppable Jisbella, played by Emmelia Gordon, only makes Wheeler’s mannerisms all the more comical. Gordon is not only able to provide some serious comedic power; she brings a dose of humanity to the play as she struggles to balance the rigours of a politic life she is unprepared for with single-motherhood.

What’s so successful about Proud is that it doesn’t take the easy route. Healy could have taken some easy shots at the Conservatives recent misfortunes and run with it. Instead he took perhaps one of the most monolithic Prime Ministers of date and used him as a jumping off point to astutely examine politics as a whole in the country. The play was certainly humorously critical of many of the Conservative party’s downfalls and despite the ridiculously exaggerated plot and heightened amorality, it suggests that the situation that Harper finds himself in is in fact not so improbable for any of our political parties really; perhaps a sneak peak into what Canadian politics would be like if we were a little closer to our American counterparts. Luckily it’s still only just a play and not a reality, for now of course.

Catch Proud at the Firehall Arts Centre from now until April 26th . More info regarding tickets and talkback dates can be found here.

I’ll always remember the sounds of Leonard Cohen travelling through my family’s bungalow growing up.

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As an 8 year old though, I don’t think I understood the profound resonance Cohen’s lyrics have with so many people. I also don’t think I ever realized that not only is Cohen a musician, but his lyrics are pure poetry. Embraced as a Renaissance Man, his poetry explores religion, politics, loneliness, sexuality, and most notably, love.

Love—sometimes torturous, sometimes beautifully bittersweet—was the central theme of the Cohen-inspired theatre piece Chelsea Hotel at Firehall Arts.

Featuring a cast of six talented musicians, dancers, and actors, Chelsea Hotel delivers emotion, melodic dissonance, and the perfect amount of comic relief. Using Cohen’s lyrics to tell a story through  two halves, a simple set, costuming, and bold, effective theatrical choices, make the poetry come alive onstage, evoking emotion in the audience as well as the cast.

One of my favourite parts of the two hour show (don’t worry, there’s an intermission), was the choreography performed by the three female cast members. Calculated without being careful, the movements accompanied the lyrics perfectly. Raw and sexy without being over the top, these movements were contemporary without being too “dancey” thus not inhibiting people from enjoying the other elements of the show.

Alongside the dance, the musicality of all six cast members was definitely a highlight. Playing everything from drums, guitar, bass, and piano, to cello, violin, accordion, harmonica, and even kazoo, the cast is clearly extremely talented—a perfect match for the ever-celebrated Cohen. Playing all of the music live was the perfect fit for this Canadian musician and poet’s work. Adding to the purposeful drama, the music, along with the lyrics, carried the story, allowing the audience to be immersed in the experience with very few, very effectively placed and delivered lines.

Chelsea_Hotel_4-e1328648367616Ultimately, the play was simple. With one set, very subtle costume changes, and scads and scads of balled up paper strewn about the stage to set the mood, nothing more was required to tell the story of Cohen’s many relationships—many of which we can see within ourselves.

Chelsea Hotel finally made me understand what my parent’s love about Cohen. The simplistic delivery of memorable lyrics allowed me to digest the meaning with the help of subtle choreography and amazing live music. I think I might just put on a Cohen record and hide from the rain for the rest of the weekend. You know where to find me.

Showing until March 29, head to the Firehall Arts to be inspired by the words of Cohen and the acting of a fabulously talented cast. Expect shivers, moments of awe, and even tears (if you’re the older lady in the back). More details about the show, cast, and ticketing can be found online

Two girls spreading rose petals lead the annual Women’s Memorial March this year. A group of elders proceeded behind them with their drums sounding. The march began with the intersection of East Hastings and Main Streets as the epicenter—overtaken with a women-led drum circle. Cable buses halted and marchers continued to gather. With the girls leading the march and the drum’s songs, a sense of togetherness and empowerment weaved through the hundreds of marchers. Something of this moment came back to me later that weekend, at Lauri Lyster’s The Drummer Girl.

Lyster's work evokes emotion.
Lyster’s work evokes emotion.

Comprised of both live music and personal stories, The Drummer Girl showed at the Firehall Arts Center from February 12 to 22. It begins with Lyster starting percussion lessons as a tween and moves through her career as a female percussionist—from her music degree and to dive bars, to symphonies, abroad, and more. “Being a woman, that has informed everything about my career,” she told Burnaby Now about the show. “But it’s more generic than that. It’s about being a musician.”

While the show handles the issue of being a female musician and just being a musician in forthright and intelligent ways, it also has a propulsive sense of humour. In one of the storytelling interludes, she describes being a percussionist in an orchestra. She sits on a chair with a music stand before her and has the audience imagine that she is in the orchestra pit. She then reaches into her bag to retrieve a water bottle with a rope attached (as she fastens it to the music stand, she tells the audience this is a precaution since one got away from her on stage at symphony), several issues of People Magazine (for her forty-minute rests, she confesses), and her triangle.

The last thing an audience wants to do is make a sound during a symphony, but the audience laughed through Lyster’s entire reenactment of a percussionist’s role in an orchestra. It included about four triangle hits, two naps, a little celebrity gossip, and a deadpan conclusion from the percussionist after she silenced the triangle: “Yeah, I’m classically trained.”

Later in the show she reenacts another performance in which she forgot her cymbals and drumsticks and had to improvise with a wooden frame broken in two and a beer bucket. She literally brings out a beer bucket, snaps a stick in half on stage, and plays the song with her band as she had to that night.

She tells these stories—both the successful and the not so successful—with a combination of dignity and humour that is a pleasure to watch. As this was the third year she ran the show, we can hope that it will return to the stage again soon.

Check out other great shows coming up at Firehall Arts Centre.